Friday, 16 January 2015

100 Questions

I just did this cause I had nothing to do so, here it is

  • 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? – At home, hell yeah, on dorm, I don’t even know
  • 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? – lol do I go to hotels?
  • 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? – tucked in where? To my bed? Yeah, I sleep on top of them and use a comforter (no need to make the bed when doing that)
  • 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? – how do you even steal a street sign?!?!
  • 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? – love it
  • 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? – lol do we use coupons in Jamaica? If so, where can I get some?
  • 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? – what kind of question is this?!? Um, bees I guess
  • 8:Do you have freckles? – nope
  • 9:Do you always smile for pictures? – nope
  • 10:What is your biggest pet peeve? – I’m not even sure, I have so many. Maybe when people don’t eat with their mouth closed and you can hear their saliva mixing with their food
  • 11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? – I always forget but I’ve always wanted to
  • 12:Have you ever been camping? – kind of, I’ve been to a camp but if you mean sleeping under a tent then no
  • 13:How long has it been since you’ve been camping? – since prep school
  • 14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? – lol, yup
  • 15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? – I don’t really chew them, more like they’re just there….in my mouth
  • 16:How many people have you spent time with this week? – define spend time with
  • 17:What size is your bed? – I think queen size, or king. I don’t really know
  • 18:What is your Song of the week? – song of the week? Bang Bang – Jessie J ft Nicki minaj and Ariana Grande
  • 19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? – why not?
  • 20:Do you still watch cartoons? – eh, sometimes
  • 21:Whats your least favorite movie? – I think it’s the day the world almost came to an end…bad memories with that one
  • 22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? – now if I told you and have treasure that defeats the purpose now doesn’t it
  • 23:What do you drink with dinner? – lol, water or juice
  • 24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? – nothing, I hate ketchup and sauces
  • 25:What is your favorite food? – burgers or sub sandwiches
  • 26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Mulan, she’s the man
  • 27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? - lol
  • 28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? – if a girl scout is like brownies in Jamaica then sure
  • 29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? – lol, maybe if I had the body….MAYBE (I’m kidding by the way)
  • 30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? – the last time I wrote my best friend a letter cause she said she really wanted one
  • 31:Can you change the oil on a car? – lol, no
  • 32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? – lol, do I drive?
  • 33:Ever ran out of gas? - lol
  • 34:Favorite kind of sandwich? – as long as it has chicken and cheese in it, I’m happy
  • 35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? – if it’s not cereal, then something with eggs and frankfurters
  • 36:What is your usual bedtime? – what is a bedtime?
  • 37:Are you lazy? – lol, yea
  • 38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? – I live in Jamaica, we don’t do Halloween
  • 39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? – there are different astrological signs? I’m an Aquarius, is that what you’re asking?
  • 40:How many languages can you speak? – including English? 1
  • 41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? – lol, doesn’t that cost money
  • 42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? – I legit only know about legos, so legos it is
  • 43:Are you stubborn? – my mother says I am
  • 44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? – I don’t even know what you’re asking me
  • 45:Ever watch soap operas? – lol, yeah
  • 46:Are you afraid of heights? – kind of
  • 47:Do you sing in the car? - yup
  • 48:Do you sing in the shower? – actually, no
  • 49:Do you dance in the car? – how do you dance in a car? You mean, wiggle on the seat?
  • 50:Ever used a gun? – lol, no. I’d probably shit my pants
  • 51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? – like when I was 9
  • 52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? – depends on the musical to be honest
  • 53:Is Christmas stressful? – if you’re cooking and actually buying presents then yea
  • 54:Ever eat a pierogi? – a what?
  • 55:Favorite type of fruit pie? – I don’t eat pie
  • 56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? – my mother says a teacher at one point(I don’t remember that) and doctor
  • 57:Do you believe in ghosts? – nope, but in Jamaica they believe in duppy
  • 58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? – all the time
  • 59:Take a vitamin daily? – lol, I should
  • 60:Wear slippers? – all the time
  • 61:Wear a bath robe? – if I’m getting ready to go somewhere and putting on make-up
  • 62:What do you wear to bed? – a shirt?
  • 63:First concert? – yet to have one
  • 64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? – Jamaica?
  • 65:Nike or Adidas? – Adidas cause I have a lot of they’re stuff
  • 66:Cheetos Or Fritos? – um, haven’t had any of these in a while, Cheetos cause of the cheese
  • 67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? – peanuts all the way
  • 68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - nope
  • 69:Ever take dance lessons? – yeah, ballet when I was younger
  • 70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? – no, not really as long as he’s doing honest work I’m fine
  • 71:Can you curl your tongue? - yup
  • 72:Ever won a spelling bee? – in prep school when we had to collect money when spelling words for people sure
  • 73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - nope
  • 74:Own any record albums? - lol
  • 75:Own a record player? – my dad does
  • 76:Regularly burn incense? - no
  • 77:Ever been in love? – define ‘in love’
  • 78:Who would you like to see in concert? – oh the list could go on but I’ll give two…beyonce and john legend,
  • 79:What was the last concert you saw? - ….refer to #63
  • 80:Hot tea or cold tea? – how about warm tea?
  • 81:Tea or coffee? – tea, I actually hate the smell of coffee
  • 82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? – I’ve never had a snickerdoodle so I don’t know
  • 83:Can you swim well? – lol, no
  • 84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? – can’t everybody
  • 85:Are you patient? – depends on the situation
  • 86:DJ or band, at a wedding? – definitely band
  • 87:Ever won a contest? – lol, no
  • 88:Ever have plastic surgery? – with what money?
  • 89:Which are better black or green olives? – ew, olives
  • 90:Can you knit or crochet? – I can actually crochet
  • 91:Best room for a fireplace? – living room
  • 92:Do you want to get married? - yeah
  • 93:If married, how long have you been married? – not married
  • 94:Who was your HS crush? – let’s not go there
  • 95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? – if I did my parents would beat my ass
  • 96:Do you have kids? – L-O-L
  • 97:Do you want kids? – I have yet to find a good reason for wanting them other than they’re cute when they can’t talk
  • 98:Whats your favorite color? - green
  • 99. Something that happened to you in middle school. – you mean high school?
  • 100:Do you miss anyone right now? - forever missing someone


Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Christmas Dinner

i apologise in advance for any errors that may appear in this post

Now, I’m an only child for my mum but the last of three girls for my dad. And in my entire 18 years of living, that I can recall, I’ve always had Christmas with my mum. So the other day my dad asks me to join him and my two sisters for dinner on Christmas day. Now to be quite honest with you, the last time, which was also the first, my dad had all of us over for dinner, his mistress?f***-buddy?girlfriend, whatever she wanted to call herself, was pregnant….but wait for it…..with TWINS!!!! So imagine my shock then, and now imagine my shock and speculation when he says we’re gonna have Christmas dinner.

So, he picks me up, LATE, Christmas day and he picks up my sisters as well, and we’re on our way. Imagine me surprise when we don’t go to his house but some apartments…now we’re there for a while, and he’s feeding me alcohol like he’s trying to get me drunk and I think to myself, maybe this won’t be so bad. WRONG! A lady eventually comes out and says hi to us… Now, to tell the truth, I have nothing against her, she was nice enough and there was plenty of food and juice and cake and ice cream. But at the same time I don’t like to be ambushed.

Now remember I said that he invited us for dinner? Yeah, it didn’t stop there, after that we sat, had some ice cream and cake, which we could barely take in, and watched a movie or two. The impossible, which is an amazing movie is one of them. So eventually one by one we kind of start falling asleep. So my dad eventually wakes me up and says go to bed! Now, I’m thinking, ‘oh? Home time?’ nope. He sets me up in a room, gives me a toothbrush, and a shirt to sleep in and all I can think is ‘I thought it was just dinner’. I don’t have a problem if you want me to stay over for the night….ish, but a little warning would have been nice. Or even asking me if I wanted to would have been nice as well. And as far as I’m concerned, I don’t think it’s the best idea to have your daughters sleeping in this woman’s house….no matter how ‘mature’ you think we are. Which I’m not by the way.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I lve my dad and how he’s kind of trying to spend more time with us but we didn’t do anything!!! And the next day when we got up, after he made breakfast he slept while me and my sisters could do nothing but watch TV. I didn’t even have my computer. Just my phone!!! AND I had to ask for a charger cause it was dying the previous night!!! Honestly, my only problem with the whole thing was not being told that I was gonna meet his ‘girlfriend’ or whatever. So yeah, there’s my rant about my SECOND Christmas dinner for the day cause I couldn’t turn down my regular one. So for the first in my life, I had two Christmas dinners….interesting day.


Saturday, 10 January 2015

Things Women Avoid

I was on this youtube channel watching some videos and saw this one video and said to myself, I do the exact same thing. It shouldn't be so but it is, as women most of the times we are more vulnerable and taken advantage of, so yeah, here it is